Dieting Tip #1: Diet + Exercise = Results.
Dieting Tip #2: Buy Levi’s 501 Shrink-to-fit Buttonfly Jeans. Wash immediately and be sure to dry.
Levi’s Buying Tip #1: Buy 501’s one whole size larger in the waist and TWO inches too long.
It’s breezy in here. I’m going to put on some socks and try and start a new fashion trend.
Mutton, mutton, mutton.