It’s April 18th and I have yet to see hide or hair of the promised tax refund.
It’s also Friday, a full two days later than I usually take my shirts to the drycleaner for the special. With both of those facts in mind, let’s go on to today’s post.
It is said that Beau Brummel used to send his shirts to the countryside to be laundered so that they were returned to London smelling of fresh air. I imagine that they were pressed for him also.
For those of us not fortunate enough to have staff, or those who prefer to prolong the life of a shirt, it is highly recommended that we launder and iron at home.
The laundering is a two day process, if done with an attention to detail, and involves old fashioned soaps like Borax and a nail brush. But that’s another story and one that I am unprepared to tackle as my level of insanity hasn’t reached that point. Yet.
How to Properly Iron a Shirt. (Based on what I read ages ago on Customshirt1.com and review the day I iron my shirts, they should know. And my own idiosyncrasies about the matter.)
For all shirts:
Avoid starch. Over time, it kills your shirt. (I know, I know… I live in the South where it’s hot and humid, too. Gold Bond Medicated Body powder helps me deal with the perspiration.)
Use the right setting. “Cotton,” for example. I usually use the steam setting, but if the shirt is still damp (highly recommended), use “dry.”
A clean, white cover on the ironing board and a clean white towel to test that the iron isn’t spitting brown gunk will save you hours of anguish.
Ditto for distilled water.
It’s OK to stretch the cloth a little while you’re ironing.
When you’re finished, hang the shirt on a hangar and button the buttons. At least the top four, if not all, please.
1. Press the cuffs, beginning inside and then lightly pressing the outside. Go easy around the buttons and edges. Press the sleeve placket and then shape into the barrel and button the cuff. For French cuffs my (now former) cleaners used little plastic clips to secure the doubled over cuff and keep it round. You may use a plastic tie from the sandwich bags or trash bags.
2. Press the sleeves. I start by stretching the sleeve out and laying it on the board with the underarm seam toward me. I smooth out the sleeve trying to remove the wrinkles from both sides of the cloth at once. Holding the cuff, I work my way toward the body of the shirt on the seam, pressing it flat. If I need to repress out a wrinkle I caused, I squirt with some distilled water first. Now that you have a baseline fro which to work, smooth out the sleeve again with your hand, starting at the seam and smoothing upward. The press in the same manner. Press in the pleats at the cuff. One of which will wind up being the top crease of your sleeve.
3. With the collar flipped up, press the inside of the collarband and the underside/back of the collar (the part that you won’t see when it is down.)
4. Next press the side seams from the inside of the shirt. You are going to lightly stretch the shirt from the hem while doing this.
5. Now it’s time for the front. Press first the inside of the buttonhole placket, then the inside of the buttons on the other side of the shirt. Flip them facing up and lightly press the buttonside, working around the buttons. Stretch the buttonhole side using your hand at the neck and the iron at the hem. Firmly press the buttonholes.
6. Shake out the shirt and lay it so that one half of the inside is facing you. Press the inside of the shirt all the way up to the yoke. Repeat for the other half.
7. Flip the shirt right side in. Iron the back from the hem to the collar. Press the pleats towards the shoulders. The yolk is pressed after laying it over the pointed end of the board.
8. Very firmly press the inside of the collar band again. And now I do the outside of the collar from point to point, careful at the edges not to catch them in the steam holes. Fold the collar and press in the fold.
9. Press the fronts again, just to make sure.
10. Put the $2-$3/shirt that you’ve just saved into your easy and elegant life interest bearing checking account.